it’s a crazy world out there folk’s, and sometimes we all need some guidance 2 live our best live’s; thabkfully 4 all of u, i have graciously agreed 2 donate some of my precious time n order 2 lend a helping hand;
the tentative plan is 2 do an ombudsbag once a month or so, so pls do not ask me questions on line or irl without useing the hashtag,
does big mac mean the canes wont have an .890 sv % this year? #AskTheOmbudsman
— Snizz Bone (@billnylander) October 3, 2018
on the surface, the most on brand cane’s thing 2 happen seem’s 2 b this guy comeing n, playing poorly, and joining the marlies n a few weeks, but i don’t think it is; the most cane’s way this can go would b if this guy outright stole the starting job 4 this year, got an extension, and then ate big mac’s all summer 2019; so, yes,
If you were able to design a Canes themed Hot Wheels car, what make/model would it be and why? #AskTheOmbudsman
— Jonathan E Davis (@jdtarheel78) October 3, 2018
oh man, so many direction’s this could go; attentive ombudsfan’s know that the ombudsvan has been a dream of mine; i think they call the specific casting “art deco van” or something off brand like that, but an international metro van n full cane’s livery would have 2 b the top choice,
How do you think Svech and Necas will do this year?
Any predictions about Tripp Tracy antics this year?
If the players were playing Mario Kart 8, who would each player select as their driver? #AskTheOmbudsman #hard2say, #makesuthink
— Cane-alytics (@Cane_alytics) October 3, 2018
- i think they’ll show flashes of brilliance while going through stretches that leave them looking very much like the rookies they r; depending on them 4 scoreing seem’s like a bad idea!,
- tripp will finally have a full meltdown on air when he realize’s cam rly isn’t combing back, there will b some sort of food product involved, maybe corn dog nugget’s, and he will attempt 2 apologize while shirtless; this all leads 2 color commentator ron hainsey, so, win/win,
- all i know is pesce is metal mario, even irl,
Does Faulk think the Earth is round? I’ll hang up and listen.
— Meg (@loveandhydrogen) October 3, 2018
imagine ur justan fawlk; imagine sitting on the dock of ur offseason lake house, bigger and more expensive than the classiest cane’s Twitter manor; imagine gazeing off on a summer evening; u c a lot of water, u probably c some tree’s, maybe even some folk’s enjoyeing their boats out on the lake; something is conspicuously absent tho, any curvature on the horizon, it make’s u think,
#AskTheOmbudsman In your estimation, which member of the Hurricanes roster is most likely to get called for a 200 ft delay of game penalty?
— Tomimus Prime (@OcarinaOfTom) October 3, 2018
every1 need’s 2 know that this entire thing is toms fault, thank’s a lot tom; also, it’s gotta b foegele,
should of kept ___? #AskTheOmbudsman
— I'm not getting my hopes up (@CommunistCane) October 3, 2018
with the lack of depth on defense, i thought giveing brett bellemore a 1 year 1 way deal this summer would of made a lot of sense, but i guess GMBC would rather have dougie hamilton (rolling eyes emoji),
#asktheombudsman can you not?
— t(wizt)dcanes (@Nixon_Robocop) October 3, 2018
while i understand the frustration that must stem from ur worst nightmare coming true, there is still a need 4 civility, thank’s,